pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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rebagled:

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

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neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

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slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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Your name hurts.

This fucking post has almost 82k notes what?? (via missinyouiskillingme)
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heart:

heart:

what do you guys think the point of life is

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this was beautiful to read
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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.

read that, again. 

things I need to beat into my brain

(via nicotinas)

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I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

msharey:

11-mxx:

onthesideoftheotters:

crazypeoplejail:

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help me I can’t stop laughing

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

😂😂😂😂

💯

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